“Technically, he wasn’t an ex-boyfriend, but he was an ex-something. An ex-maybe. An ex-almost.”
— Unknown
i just heard a bouncing noise and then that was followed by my dad saying
“oh no my potato”
Aliens are the least of our worries right now but listen to me. Aliens don’t want to hurt us but the government is gonna convince us they do and incite worldwide panic and start a real space war to avoid advancing technology for the general population because efficient non oil based energy that the aliens have will crush the capitalist industries that need it to thrive welcome to my ted talk
this post so confidently and sincerely made it’s point that i had to stop myself checking the news to find out if first contact had happened this morning
I loved a boy who was secretive and reckless.
A careless boy who taught me how to be selfish but if you’re not cautious, you’ll end up hurting others on your quest to obtain your goal.
I loved a boy who was kind and understanding.
A boy who taught me how to trust again and have faith in people by rolling with the punches. He showed me conclusions without perspective is a building without a foundation.
I loved a boy who was smart and athletic.
A boy who exuded confidence in every step he took taught me to keep my head held high because validation was overrated.
I’m in love with a boy who is unapologetically himself.
A boy who brings me peace in my most destructive moments and is teaching me the best way through pain is to remember the good. He reminds me that satisfaction with mediocrity is sometimes the healthier necessity. He is my strength when I’m weak, the light when it’s dark, and the hand I’ll never get to hold. I’m in love with my best friend, but he’ll never know it.
me: i really need to talk this out with someone
my anxiety: ur coming off needy. isolate urself and handle it. all u need is U!
I love the guy who’s clearly a teacher who came over with the intent to tear two fucking idiot teenagers apart from each other only to find these fucking nerds it probably made his entire month
seth everman going WILD in the background
My friend sent me this after she won 3000 dollars off a scratch off. Reblog so that you can have good luck too
that’s a lot of dollars
IT WORKES I GOT PAID THREE DAYS EARLY
THAT’S FUCKING AWESOME